The Elections for President is today… have you voted?

Obama 2008

Well, What would I do If I became the president? First of all I would let taxes pay all medical bills and school fees. By raising the taxes for rich people…. but in the US they would call you a socialist (sister to communism!!!… they ain’t too bright over there) and it wouldn’t work. Then I would sign the koyoto protocol and extra-tax all car owners, in order to press forward more smart traveling such as buses and trains! (this starts to sound a lot like Sweden!) Then I would let a fewer expertize International team of anthropologists take over in Iraq and gradually move the army (who by the way invaded the nation due to false accusations) After that I would ask Natalie Portman to become the First Lady and Obama my Vice.

President Bob addressing the Nation.